Thousand-Year Elixir [Commander 2013] Conspiracy You gain life equal to

You gain life equal to the life lost this way

I think 'toast' is an appropriate description

Set: Champions of Kamigawa Type: Legendary Artifact — Equipment Rarity: Rare Cost: {3} Equipped creature gets +3/+1

Set: Planechase Type: Creature — Beast Rarity: Rare Cost: {8}{U}{U} Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control

Silver Golem blocks or becomes blocked

Thousand-Year Elixir [Commander 2013] Conspiracy You gain life equal toSet: Commander 2013 Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {3} You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. {1}, {T}: Untap target creature. Paradoxically, to tilt the massive jug for a sip, you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic.