Uktabi Kong [Unhinged] Phyrexian Praetor Beast If it's a land card

If it's a land card

Set: Streets of New Capenna Commander Type: Legendary Creature — Elf Druid Rarity: Mythic Cost: {3}{W} Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell

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Set: Portal Second Age Type: Sorcery Rarity: Common Cost: {U} Look at the top two cards of your library

Uktabi Kong [Unhinged] Phyrexian Praetor Beast If it's a land cardSet: Unhinged Type: Creature Ape Rarity: Rare Cost: {5}{G}{G}{G} Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1 1 green Ape creature token. "I desire the acquisition of a potassium rich fruit comestible of *substantial* magnitude."